love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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