i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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