Fuck appropriateness.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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