I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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