Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
this just has baby written all over it
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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