youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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