The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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