But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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