so explain again why im purple
no
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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