you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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