What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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