I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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