How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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