did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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