Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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