WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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