butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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