Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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