Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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