How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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