Kareoke will never be a sober sport
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You're like the curious george of whores
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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