The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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