Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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