im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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