Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Even my vagina gasped.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize
