I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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