he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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