: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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