i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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