making cat noises will not fix the situation.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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