I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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