I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
