"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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