Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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