No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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