Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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