if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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