She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
