how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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