On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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