guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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