Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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