I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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