Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
