obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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