He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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