Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
