Non-Jews are for practice
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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