I wish i was in the wii world.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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