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Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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