from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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