You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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