I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
