Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
