it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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